and i've never veered starboard

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:38:40 GMT

ATTENTION WHOLE WIDE WORLD

YESTERDAY I ATE SHARK

you are so jelly right now i can tell

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:10:12 GMT

NEVER EAT NATTO

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:37:52 GMT

I AM THE WORST AT REAL LIFE INTERNETS

In other news, it is typhoonin' like a mofo outside, and I saw one of these suckers down at the beach the other day when I took the wrong way home.

MY JAPAN ADVENTURES ARE THE BEST

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 12:08:33 GMT

I AM A FAILURE

day 01 | a song
day 02 | a picture
day 03 | a book/ebook/fanfic
day 04 | a site
day 05 | a youtube clip
day 06 | a quote
day 07 | whatever tickles your fancy

A book everyone should read is Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly by that rascally pottymouth Anthony Bourdain. Everything you did (but mostly didn't) want to know about professional line cooking, as told by an official chimney-smokin' badass.

PS opalinesque!! You have to watch The Road to El Dorado or you are dead to me. THERE IS SWEARING AND NAKED BOOTY AND BRO SCAMS, IT IS THE BEST. And it's all on YouTube! BALLER.

dang i needta get me somma somma el dorado icons up in hurr

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:39:16 GMT

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 13:00:03 GMT

"WHOA WHO IS THIS PERSON WHY IS THEIR POST ON MY FRIENDS LIST WHAT IS GOIN ON HERE" you say!

I am the only blonde in the fishing village, and it's because you are a saint (or neglectant) and didn't defriend me when you realized this journal has tumbleweeds!

LOOK AT THEM GO

I am doing a thing now and maybe I will even finish it!

day 01 | a song
day 02 | a picture
day 03 | a book/ebook/fanfic
day 04 | a site
day 05 | a youtube clip
day 06 | a quote
day 07 | whatever tickles your fancy

Picked It's Tough To Be A God from The Road to El Dorado, because it is AMAZING and I just got the mp3 after looking for years and years and years. UNNNGH SPANIARDS

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 03:28:26 GMT

PEOPLE KEEP SENDING ME THESE NUDGE THINGS

ABOUT UPDATING OR SOMETHING

I want to buy a sailboat and dock at the shadiest harbor in north Florida. And then get a puppy and sail off forever into the blue-green yonder.

I'm leaving for Japan on August 20th!

My butt is asleep.

yessssss

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 23:34:09 GMT

HOLY CRAP THIS IS COOL

unless everybody knows about pandora already in which case HERE I AM, BUSTIN' MY ASS CHASING AFTER THAT SWEET, SWEET BANDWAGON

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:12:36 GMT

OOPS I FELL OF THE INTERNET AGAIN

here are some puppies i guess

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:41:25 GMT

THINGS I STILL NEED TO DO BECAUSE I AM A BAD STUDENT:

• Missing Spanish work
• Missing Spanish emails
• Anatomy packet
• Arts & Ideas chapter 3 worksheet
• Euro chapter 26 quiz
• Euro chapter 27 quiz
• Euro reading + questions
• New Euro reading + 2 page response

THINGS I HAVE DONE:

• Put my clothes in the wash
• Stopped my brother's nosebleed

Hopefully this cough will magically magnify itself so I can justify staying home tomorrow. LA LA LA

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:31:59 GMT

FABIO :'(

HE WAS MY LITTLE MAMMA'S BOY

also jeff is a robot

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:52:40 GMT

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EIGHT DAYS THING. But that doesn't matter because I HAVE UPLOADED THE GREATEST SONG ON EARTH.

yesssss

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:59:49 GMT

THE HAPPINESS MEME
Rules: For eight days you have to post something that made you happy that day. Tag eight people to do the same.

I NEVER POST so hopefully this will change that!!1 Dang duh dang dang. And I'm not gonna tag anybody, but if you wanna do it and kinda need an excuse YOU CAN PRETEND I TAGGED YOU and it'll all be good.

SO. DAY ONE.

• i aced my unit circle test hot damn! EXCEPT THAT WAS A FEW DAYS AGO but I am allowed to be excited about small victories in dumb kid math class. I think I have an 81% now, which is horrible and hilarious and I shouldn't be okay with it. AND YET.
• I made two huge ass banners for the TWIRP (The Woman Is Required to Pay, bogus bogus bogus) dance with Aisha seventh hour. We got to run around barefoot and paint like monkeys and not be in class and therefore it was AMAZING
• PICKED UP SOME PRECUT COOKIE DOUGH so I can make things for the bake sale tomorrow so I can get ~*~EXTRA CREDIT~*~ in AP Modern European History! WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE UH MY QUIZ ESSAYS ARE HELLA LATE
• IT WAS ALMOST 60 DEGREES TODAY. WISCONSIN I LOVE YOU AND THE LOW STANDARDS YOU HAVE SO LOVINGLY BESTOWED UPON ME
• Related, I biked to school! I was wearing a dress but dang I just slipped on some leggings and my hiking boots and I was KER-READY FOR CAR DODGING ACTION.

I like how that list went in straight up reverse order.

so anyway how is life, guys

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 04:36:13 GMT

MY EYEBALL IS SWOLLED UP

and my all of me feels icky

I MIGHT BE DYING OF BOREDOM

also leah needs to gtfo top chef

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 01:10:40 GMT

I WATCHED THE SPEECH WHILE FONDLING FETAL PIG KIDNEYS

great success

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:55:01 GMT

SURE.

One question. One chance. One honest answer.

That's all you get. Ask me one question. Any one question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. I will give you an honest, straight answer. No catch.

No screening questions 'cause. THAT KINDA RUINS THE POINT AMIRITE.

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:11:06 GMT

WAIT

IS LJ GOING TO EXPLODE

also i made it back

i feel i've been raped and beaten by italy

THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. IT'S JUST GODDAMN TRUE.

sob

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:11:28 GMT

I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ICONS FOR THE ICON MEME

in other news i had dinner with rainn wilson

IN OTHER OTHER NEWS THE PIGEON-TOUCHING COUNT IS AT 12

COO COO

Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:32:44 GMT

LET'S RING IN SOME

HONESTY

WITH THE NEW YEAR

THE MEME

I KICK ASS AS WARIO IN MARIOKART. Also as I will soon be king of the Popes THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO EARN MY GOOD WILL AND. And pigeons! Vicious, vicious pigeons.

Sat, 27 Dec 2008 15:47:26 GMT

stuck in memphis

send help

KLAZOMANIAC... ISM.

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:47:58 GMT

I TOUCHED A JELLYFISH THAT WAS LYING ON THE BEACH THIS MORNING

In retrospect maybe that wasn't an awesome idea but jellyfish wooble scars are awesome amirite AND THEN I saw another tinyhuahua, only this one was old. And therefore looked like a wolf's shrunken head. RR RRR RRRR

I DIDN'T TAKE THAT PICTURE BUT THAT'S HOW MY HEART FEELS

Except Grammy was too sick to come over this morning. All her presents are just sitting there. So even though I'm right next to the ocean, I can't be completely happy about how things turned out, you know? We came down here and got her sick, but is that better than not coming down at all? I dunno. We'll see if she makes it through the year. She's a badass. Way out of it, but STILL A BADASS.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUYS And, more importantly, HAPPY ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY*

* NOT ACTUALLY IMPORTANT i just wanted to mix it up a little

And if I don't update 'til after Italy, HAPPY NEW YEAR**

** BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS "HAPPY ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY"

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 15:08:04 GMT

I TOUCHED A PIRATE SHIP

THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER

what am i doing here there is a program about pirates on

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 16:04:12 GMT

I FELL OFF THE INTERNET AGAIN

IN OTHER NEWS

Uh. Yeah, it ate another dog. If Lynn Pauly wants Igor to live, she should put her money where her mouth is and adopt the damn thing. Also she loses all rights to complain if it eats her baby.

I AM JUST SAYING.

And now I am on my way to personally bitchslap the owner. BUT BEFORE I GO:

BETTER THAN JIZZED IN MY PANTS? IT'S POSSIBLE

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:46:06 GMT

NOTHING BUT YES

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 21:27:33 GMT

I need a distraction from my polio paper and THIS SHOULD BE AWESOME.

Directions: Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag all of your friends, and repost as "I do stupid things __% of the time."

1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 minutes, then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 9/10

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a lovepotion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 18/20

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 minutes to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [x] Said "o'clock" after saying how many minutes after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 25/30

31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [x] Ever been kicked out of a ~~grocery store/off their property~~ BOWLING ALLEY COUNTS
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it's on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

Running total: 35/40

41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 42/50

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 52/60

61. [x] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [ ] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [ ] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 59/70

71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [x] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 68/80

81. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [x] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 77/90

91. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. [x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Final Total: 87/100

I DO STUPID THINGS 87% OF THE TIME

THAT'S A B+, PARTY DUDES