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PLURK IS BEYOND ME so guys go (re!?)add me on Twitter. I SAY THINGS

BORED AND PROCRASTINATING

COMMENT WITH A NUMBER UNDER 200 AND YOU WILL GET WHATEVER GIF THAT IS FROM MY FOLDER and also an Elvis song at random since I am going to bombard unsquared with them anyway!!

YOU NEED THESE THINGS IN YOUR LIFE

I'M ALIVE

ARE YOU

I pretty much suck at updating, but life's been good! Going to Uruguay this summer, then Disneyland and also THE OCEAN. Some of my classmates from Japan are coming to visit me during Spring Break, which is awesome as hell and they'll probably freeze to death.

IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT THE PROTESTS IN WISCONSIN, or if you have, don't listen to Fox news. They're huge assholes and just used a clip from an old protest in California to make it look like things are getting violent. 8Ib

Mostly there are just drum circles and cold hippies everywhere. JUST HOW I LIKE IT

( PICTURES )

Tomorrow I'm setting off into the WILD BLUE YONDER to try and renew my passport using my big grown-ass check book. I will become a man.

BUYING SUNGLASSES FROM FOREVER21.COM

in the middle of a blizzard

I AM A TRUE WISCONSINITE

Busy week!! I went to this weird beach town called Piriápolis which was founded by an alchemist who liked to build castles and ended up adopting his crazy young mistress as a daughter. WHAT A GENTLEMAN

Then I went horseback riding and got sick somehow and saw my first real life soccer game and ate THIS BABY:



Chivito #4! Still not as good as #2, so I guess that one's the champ until I come back in May. I'm flying out tomorrow and'll probably forget to update for a few days (SURPRISE), so! Later dudes!

Chivito #2, the current reigning champion of deliciousness!! I wanted to bathe in that bacon. HNNGH

In other exciting stuffin' my face news: There are these giant grill places here called parillas where they cook INSANE amounts of meat, and my bro of bros Anthony Bourdain was all over that shit. Ker-video! I HAVE LOCATED THAT STAND and will eat some fine porky innards there. It is decided.

Also also, I spent New Years' Eve (my 12th birthday!!) doing the Thing To Do, which is mostly wander around the Ciudad Vieja and get water dumped on you from apartment balconies/get alcoholic cider sprayed on you by drunken strangers. While we were making our way down to the main war zone, a one-legged old lady in a wheelchair got us so good it was shameful. NO ONE IS SAFE. Anyway it was very sticky and exciting and watching small children throw empty plastic bottles at tipsy people between trying to pickpocket tourists is pretty much the best way to spend an afternoon.

Later that night was FIREWORK HELL. It was coconuts. We're on the 11th floor of a building so all the stuff getting set off at street level would explode right at our balcony and our tiny stupid dog had about fifty heart attacks and peed everywhere. It's her specialty. But it made for a super awesome end to a great day. Best birthday!!

AND THOSE ARE MY ADVENTURES SO FAR MOSTLY. I leave you with this. o7

unsquared MY LOVE

OUR CHILD HAS BEEN REBLOGGED

I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN FOREVER SO HERE'S MY FAVORITE THING for everyone studying for finals!!

In this metaphor, the toddler = your tests!! And the man = YOU AND YOUR DREAMS.

sally forth