grins like a baby but bites like a gator

LIVEJOURNAL I DON'T CARE WHO GOT FREE BOOTLEG SNOWFLAKES STOP SPAMMING ME

I JUST WANT MY NOTIFS

In other news, One Piece 56 is super sexy and I made like 8 friends today just because they wanted to touch my copy. JUST SAYIN'

WHERE ARE ALL THESE COOKIES COMING FROM

AND WHY CAN'T I ACTUALLY EAT THEM

this is the worst christmas miracle

stop me from getting a twitter account

STOP ME RIGHT NOW

EDIT: YOU'RE TOO LATE

Today was pretty rad! This morning I got tackled by 100 pounds of tiny French girl at the station, 'cause apparently Marine moved to her next host family in 鮫 already. AWESOME SURPRISE. Since she goes to the school right next to mine, we funna party it up on the train every day until I move right before Christmas. Good deal! ONLY WE KIND OF HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON because she's mature and world savvy and sometimes actually studies Japanese and all I ever wanna talk about is how much fun dirt science class is.

MAN I LOVE DIRT SCIENCE CLASS.

Also!! I got my care package from my ma today! She sent her new poetry book and some bras and mr. Goodbars and painkillers and Max DREW ME A PICTURE TO HANG ON MY WALL and my dad threw in Memorias de Una Geisha and a Spanish-English dictionary. Various levels of WANT?? crammed into one tiny little box, but it still made me warm-fuzzy in my insides. On Thanksgiving I kind of went "FUCK DIS" and napped all day, but now I am miraculously cured! The hilarious highs and lows of being an exchange student, they are kind of impossible to put into words.

I think this post is ten billion times bigger than my last ten combined. AND IT WAS HALF SERIOUS. I am going places. Places like to sleep!

after i tear my eyes away from ned bigby's face anyway

SORRY I MADE YOU GUYS READ LONG SENTENCES, IT WAS REALLY HARD FOR ME TOO. Pretend I posted a picture of a tiny squid or something it's cool.

WOULD PUNCH A SENIOR CITIZEN IN THE FACE FOR SOME STUFFING RIGHT NOW

Also got yelled at for staying home sick after I threw up. THE WORK ETHIC HERE, IT'S NUTS

ATTENTION WHOLE WIDE WORLD

YESTERDAY I ATE SHARK

you are so jelly right now i can tell

NEVER EAT NATTO

I AM THE WORST AT REAL LIFE INTERNETS

In other news, it is typhoonin' like a mofo outside, and I saw one of these suckers down at the beach the other day when I took the wrong way home.



MY JAPAN ADVENTURES ARE THE BEST

I AM A FAILURE

day 01 | a song
day 02 | a picture
day 03 | a book/ebook/fanfic
day 04 | a site
day 05 | a youtube clip
day 06 | a quote
day 07 | whatever tickles your fancy

A book everyone should read is Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly by that rascally pottymouth Anthony Bourdain. Everything you did (but mostly didn't) want to know about professional line cooking, as told by an official chimney-smokin' badass.

PS opalinesque!! You have to watch The Road to El Dorado or you are dead to me. THERE IS SWEARING AND NAKED BOOTY AND BRO SCAMS, IT IS THE BEST. And it's all on YouTube! BALLER.

dang i needta get me somma somma el dorado icons up in hurr

Oh my bootyshorts I just changed the settings on my journals so the timestamps are right and good and EVERYTHING IS AMAZING

Still doin' that thing!

day 01 | a song
day 02 | a picture
day 03 | a book/ebook/fanfic
day 04 | a site
day 05 | a youtube clip
day 06 | a quote
day 07 | whatever tickles your fancy

I LOVE THIS DAMN BABY PIG

"WHOA WHO IS THIS PERSON WHY IS THEIR POST ON MY FRIENDS LIST WHAT IS GOIN ON HERE" you say!

I am the only blonde in the fishing village, and it's because you are a saint (or neglectant) and didn't defriend me when you realized this journal has tumbleweeds!

LOOK AT THEM GO

I am doing a thing now and maybe I will even finish it!

day 01 | a song
day 02 | a picture
day 03 | a book/ebook/fanfic
day 04 | a site
day 05 | a youtube clip
day 06 | a quote
day 07 | whatever tickles your fancy

Picked It's Tough To Be A God from The Road to El Dorado, because it is AMAZING and I just got the mp3 after looking for years and years and years. UNNNGH SPANIARDS

PEOPLE KEEP SENDING ME THESE NUDGE THINGS

ABOUT UPDATING OR SOMETHING

I want to buy a sailboat and dock at the shadiest harbor in north Florida. And then get a puppy and sail off forever into the blue-green yonder.

I'm leaving for Japan on August 20th!

My butt is asleep.

yessssss

HOLY CRAP THIS IS COOL

unless everybody knows about pandora already in which case HERE I AM, BUSTIN' MY ASS CHASING AFTER THAT SWEET, SWEET BANDWAGON

OOPS I FELL OF THE INTERNET AGAIN

here are some puppies i guess

THINGS I STILL NEED TO DO BECAUSE I AM A BAD STUDENT:

• Missing Spanish work
• Missing Spanish emails
• Anatomy packet
• Arts & Ideas chapter 3 worksheet
• Euro chapter 26 quiz
• Euro chapter 27 quiz
• Euro reading + questions
• New Euro reading + 2 page response

THINGS I HAVE DONE:

• Put my clothes in the wash
• Stopped my brother's nosebleed

Hopefully this cough will magically magnify itself so I can justify staying home tomorrow. LA LA LA

( CUT FOR TOP CHEF SPOILERS )

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EIGHT DAYS THING. But that doesn't matter because I HAVE UPLOADED THE GREATEST SONG ON EARTH.



yesssss

THE HAPPINESS MEME
Rules: For eight days you have to post something that made you happy that day. Tag eight people to do the same.

I NEVER POST so hopefully this will change that!!1 Dang duh dang dang. And I'm not gonna tag anybody, but if you wanna do it and kinda need an excuse YOU CAN PRETEND I TAGGED YOU and it'll all be good.

SO. DAY ONE.

• i aced my unit circle test hot damn! EXCEPT THAT WAS A FEW DAYS AGO but I am allowed to be excited about small victories in dumb kid math class. I think I have an 81% now, which is horrible and hilarious and I shouldn't be okay with it. AND YET.
• I made two huge ass banners for the TWIRP (The Woman Is Required to Pay, bogus bogus bogus) dance with Aisha seventh hour. We got to run around barefoot and paint like monkeys and not be in class and therefore it was AMAZING
• PICKED UP SOME PRECUT COOKIE DOUGH so I can make things for the bake sale tomorrow so I can get ~*~EXTRA CREDIT~*~ in AP Modern European History! WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE UH MY QUIZ ESSAYS ARE HELLA LATE
• IT WAS ALMOST 60 DEGREES TODAY. WISCONSIN I LOVE YOU AND THE LOW STANDARDS YOU HAVE SO LOVINGLY BESTOWED UPON ME
• Related, I biked to school! I was wearing a dress but dang I just slipped on some leggings and my hiking boots and I was KER-READY FOR CAR DODGING ACTION.

I like how that list went in straight up reverse order.

so anyway how is life, guys

MY EYEBALL IS SWOLLED UP

and my all of me feels icky

I MIGHT BE DYING OF BOREDOM

also leah needs to gtfo top chef

I WATCHED THE SPEECH WHILE FONDLING FETAL PIG KIDNEYS

great success